Hey! Those aren't the top five signs! These are..
1 They run you a bath and you find they put pirahnas in there!
2 You find they left a poisenous snake in your bed!
3 They've bought arsenic for no explainable reason!
4 The brakes on your car don't work, and it passed it's MOT last week!
5 You put pirahanas in their bath, a snake in their bed, you buy arsenic, and you take the brakes off their car!!!
