My old grandad always said "fight fire with fire". That's why they threw him out of the fire brigade.
A man applies for a job, sends off a form with his c.v. and is told to come back for an interview. "Nowadays we do a psychological test" says the interviewer "to see where you'd best fit in within the company". He hands him a card with a circle on it and asks "what does that make you think of"? The guy answers "a naked woman". He hands him a card with a square, and again the reply is "a naked woman". "And this" he asks, handing him a card with a triangle on it. "A naked woman sitting down". The interviewer takes off his glasses, scratches his head and says "my dear boy, you're obsessed with sex". The guy looks indignant and says "well it's you showing me all the dirty pictures!"
