We came, we saw, and taught you lot how to dress properly with designer loin cloths.
We gave you proper toilets, central heating and gladiator fights, the latter which have deteriorated into useless games played by kicking animal bladders full of air, up and down a field...
Nothing beats a drop or three of blood...
And best of all... Wine..
Well you did also nick most of the gold, commit genocide, enslave thousands of people and supress the locals religions.
I guess thats why us Brits were so good at it later on we learned from the masters Shame we didn't carry on with the cusine
Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops