Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
so what came first the bible or the big bang?
As an elder and office bearer in the Church of Scotland, I like to think I'm tolerant of other religions. However, I have to say that were a Mormon or Jehovah's Witness - to name but two examples - to come a-calling [uninvited] at my home ... when I was busy (or on the point of going out) ... then the "big bang" would be more of a "grand *slam" [*of my door] BEFORE he/she had had the opportunity to even unpack his/her bible!

Howzat for an answer?