Nive one Mike and DocArthur its because I just finished work and am looking for the worm
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Hi John,
Youve done what you know is true mate. Well done. Its on their part to believe or not. Be happy you have the courage. God is watching all the time.
Stay blessed.![]()
"Praise be to the LORD, for he showed his wonderful love to me when I was in a besieged city"...
(Psalm 31:21)
The ultimate C.C.T.V![]()
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How illuminating![]()
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did i evolve from a chimp or notbecause i like bananas
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i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Next you lot will be telling me the Stargate doesn't exist![]()
Keith - Administrator
Is it still cheaper to travel "off peak"?![]()
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John hasn't been able to respond, due to some program glitch, but I am sure that he will be back eventually, and make you heathens eat your words...![]()
I personally don't ridicule anybody for what they believe in.
However, I feel that most religious people cannot keep their beliefs to themselves; just pop into any town when the weather is good and you will walk past manic street preachers who will do their best to convert you.
I have never been accosted by an atheist who wants to convert a religious person because, in my opinion, atheists keep their beliefs to themselves except when religious people spout off.
An atheist has never knocked on my door to talk about being an atheist.
Many religious people have knocked on my door in different places.
I just tell them in a friendly way to please don't bother me on my day off.
If they persist and try to continue the conversation, I just close the door on them.
I just wish religious people would keep themselves to themselves, they would get more respect from a lot more people if they did.
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
As an elder and office bearer in the Church of Scotland, I like to think I'm tolerant of other religions.However, I have to say that were a Mormon or Jehovah's Witness - to name but two examples - to come a-calling [uninvited] at my home ... when I was busy (or on the point of going out) ... then the "big bang" would be more of a "grand *slam" [*of my door]
BEFORE he/she had had the opportunity to even unpack his/her bible!
Howzat for an answer?![]()
Years ago I got blacklisted from the Mormons for asking there nice young men to many awkward questions I think there elders were worried about loosing them![]()
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Jehova's Witness here, with a bit of Hamish latter Day saints Bhuddism, double glazing division....![]()
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Just open the door, tell you you're having a homosexual gangbang and they are welcome to come in the house & join in![]()
Keith - Administrator
Any thing for a laugh boss the police must be different where you live![]()
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i had a double glazing man come around my house once. After 3 hours of preaching .....the hard sell tactics, I asked him to leave. He asked to use my toilet before he left, and purposely pi**ed all over my floor.![]()
Anyway, I reported him to the elders.......and he got the sack.
Moral of the story, dont p**s on my floor or I'll get you the sack![]()
Got a friend who invites any and all Religious prostletisers into his home so he can try to de-convert themMormons tend to run off pretty quickly when he pulls out his copy of the Book of Mormon and talk about DNA proving that Native Americans stem from Asia, not a lost tribe of Israel like that book claims. They also don't take too kindly to mentioning of their founders criminal convictions for being a fraudster
Before 9/11 (and for a good while after) I considered myself Apathetic, didn't know what the truth was and didn't really care eitherThen after a few debates with people trying to show me the errors of my way, I became a little more forceful with my beliefs. I will happily ask a Muslim about the Christian Holy Trinity (the Koran makes it out to be God, the father. Jesus the Son and Mary the Mother
). Usually they won't admit the mistake, preferring to blame Christians of changing it.. Likewise, Catholics don't like being reminded of the rampant child abuse by their Priests.
I'm with Aposhark! I am fine with anyones personal beliefs, so long as they don't try to force it on me or my family. But unfortunately, that does not happen, and so Atheists are now becoming more disrespectful of Religion. Because Religious folk have had it their way for too long! And so now the Blasphemy laws are abolished, Richard Dawkins and co are having a field day..
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