Well, I am now armed with my shiny new debit card - a few quid in the bank - a squeaky clean driving licence - what can go wrong??

I don't have an address in the UK that's what!!

My licence shows my rented house address from when I left the UK 2 years ago. 'OK' I thought, I'll just put that as my address. REQUIREMENTS - 2 forms of ID showing proof of address!!!!

I'm ready to give up! Anyone got a pushbike they can lend me??

Al.