Good things:

- The roads and pavements don't look like they've been the victim of American 'friendly fire'.

- People driving around in their cars have, in most cases, got a license which they obtained after taking a test, rather than handing over 200 pesos to the dodgy official at the sub office in the province, and can therefore drive without risking life and limb on every single journey.

- No jeepneys and trikes.

Bad things:

- Supermarkets and shopping malls don't insist all their staff are female, under 25, attractive and forced to wear mini skirts

- Films don't come out here until 3 months later than everywhere else. Even Manila is more ahead than London for film releases!

- A Big Mac meal for one costs more than a McDonalds birthday party for 5 kids in Manila.

- The women are all minging. Once you've had asian, you'll never again go caucasian ;D