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    Do You Have Pets?

    2 Guinea pigs.... although they will never be on the menu, although I do catch the wife licking her lips now & again while looking at the fish tanks
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    a dog ..... when i look at her meaty legs makes me want to bbq it
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by maria_and_matt View Post
    a dog ..... when i look at her meaty legs makes me want to bbq it
    Thank God it wasn't a pussy joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Thank God it wasn't a pussy joke
    talking of pussy.... a pussycat got eaten by a dog near us
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Thank God it wasn't a pussy joke
    I have pussys I have pussys I have 2 beautiful white ones, pics below

    and being a fish freak, I keep discus and some wild p.Scalares (Angels) in a 2500ltr system.

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    I've got a dog and the misses, not sure which has the worse bite

    and the best pet of all 'sea monkey's' just when something kills them all , by magic more of the little appear, hardly need feeding or cleaning.. and you don't have to clean up after them







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    Quote Originally Posted by maria_and_matt View Post
    talking of pussy.... a pussycat got eaten by a dog near us
    did your hubby make love to you?
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    I've got a dog and the misses, not sure which has the worse bite

    and the best pet of all 'sea monkey's' just when something kills them all , by magic more of the little appear, hardly need feeding or cleaning.. and you don't have to clean up after them


    Cool, they are the BEST food for my fish, I hatch them by the million when I breed my fish as a first food source.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    Cool, they are the BEST food for my fish, I hatch them by the million when I breed my fish as a first food source.


    i'll tell my 9yr old daughter that


    and i'll tell my misses you've got loads of fresh fish


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post


    i'll tell my 9yr old daughter that


    and i'll tell my misses you've got loads of fresh fish


    and



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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post


    and


    but more importantly i'll tell me doggie you've got 2 cats , she cats

    i was taking her for a walk once, turning a corner, she pulled forward, and a cat flew passed my head , my shar pei dog had managed to surprise the 4 legged vermin, and i dont know what she did to it, but the cat blooded her nose a bit, but me dog was all the way home


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    can your dog see wheres shes going?
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    can your dog see wheres shes going?
    yes, but she can smell them 4 legged furry vermin from miles away, we live in a cat free zone


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    yes, but she can smell them 4 legged furry vermin from miles away, we live in a cat free zone
    I thought I was reading Dedworths post for a minute

    I've got 2 kitty kats

    I like the music to the video Joe...interesting? a 2cv driving nun, the mind boggles???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim11UK View Post
    I thought I was reading Dedworths post for a minute

    I've got 2 kitty kats

    I like the music to the video Joe...interesting? a 2cv driving nun, the mind boggles???
    you don't see many 4 legged scousers, well only when their harassing sheep

    sea monkeys are amazing things thou,


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    No pets in OUR household ... but we tend to a neighbour's West Highland terrier and feed her tropical fish whenever she and her family are on holiday or away for a weekend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    No pets in OUR household ... but we tend to a neighbour's West Highland terrier and feed her tropical fish whenever she and her family are on holiday or away for a weekend.
    You feed the dog their tropical fish I shall report you Arthur!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim11UK View Post
    You feed the dog their tropical fish I shall report you Arthur!!!!!!
    SHE [the dog] is a HE, Simon ... not that that makes any difference, mind you. With his long, extending lead, he sometimes gets me when I take him walkies!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim11UK View Post
    You feed the dog their tropical fish I shall report you Arthur!!!!!!
    better to blame the dog than arthurs wife

    my old landladys cat kepted bringing the neighbors fish in the house in the middle of the night, there i am in my pants with a purring pussy thinking hes so clever bringing a live fish in the house to flap around stupid cat
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    ... there i am in my pants with a purring pussy
    At least you still had your pants ON in the presence of the "purring pussy" ... so there's no need for the 'censored' bit!


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    I found a dead rabbit in my house the other day, one of my cats brought in...it's not the first time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    .....
    and the best pet of all 'sea monkey's' just when something kills them all , by magic more of the little appear, hardly need feeding or cleaning.. and you don't have to clean up after them
    I used to keep them, still go the stuff and a packet of eggs.... maybe time for them to hatch and make music together

    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    did your hubby make love to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    you don't see many 4 legged scousers, well only when their harassing sheep
    You're confusing me with Rob again
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    We got 3 cats and they are all called 'GARY' ....'gary'...'Gary'..
    ''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    I've got a dog and the misses, not sure which has the worse bite

    and the best pet of all 'sea monkey's' just when something kills them all , by magic more of the little appear, hardly need feeding or cleaning.. and you don't have to clean up after them
    The downside is they dont eat ur left-overs...and they dont keep ur feet warm at night,...oh they could do but u feel a bit wet
    ''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''


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    Quote Originally Posted by sars_notd_virus View Post
    The downside is they dont eat ur left-overs...and they dont keep ur feet warm at night,...oh they could do but u feel a bit wet
    , i feed the misses my left overs and rest my feet on her


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    A friend had an old pussy . I had her put down for £35.


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    Free pussy to good home

    cat adobo...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackson.alan46 View Post
    A friend had an old pussy . I had her put down for £35.
    ...and what about the cat?
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    my lovely cat....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheeky View Post
    my lovely cat....
    is your hubby david moyles?
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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