More realistically you need to know:
Do you have telephone-Wala ka bang telepono?
understand?- intindi?
Where is the toilet(comfort room-CR) Nasaan ang banyo?
Para- to stop get off jeepney
You overcharge me and give me the right change- Ang mahal.
I don't like/want to- Ayaw ko
I like this- Gusto ko 'to
take care- Ingat ka
Magkano daw? How much did she say it was?
oh yeah
HINDI AMERICANO!