Whose the worse in you relationship?
Whose the worse in you relationship?
Keith - Administrator
that would be me but when my wife does...she has a habit of pretending nothing happened and hopes i didnt notice
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Well ... as this is a [slight] variation of a theme that "blasted off" on the forum last year - and proved highly popular - it should "air" well second time around. Aye ... it's an "ill wind"!
Unfortunately it is one of the side effects of a couple of medications I am taking.
Another one is constipation, so when they emerge, they seem to be extra loud but lacking the toxicity altogether....
... that's reassuring to know, Dom;Originally Posted by aromulus
when they emerge, they seem to be extra loud but lacking the toxicity altogether....thank you for being so "open" with us!
I don't beat around the bush.... I get straight to it....... that's reassuring to know, Dom;
Which brings me to the fact I should have titled the thread: 69 & FartingI don't beat around the bush.... I get straight to it....
Keith - Administrator
Not really crossed that barrier with Rizza
But to be honest, I am guessing it will be me who makes the most hot air, but to be honest I know when the day comes... She will be okay with it.
Unless I have a tummy bug like I did earlier this week, then the words "Demonic" and "Evil" may best be described for the odeur.
Which brings me to the fact I should have titled the thread: 69 & Farting
69 and farting at the same time
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
lol when my hubby farting he come off his chair
69 and farting at the same time
my hubby.... lol
If hubby can do it, I can do it bettah!
If hubby can do it, I can do it bettah!
Keith - Administrator
I think you cant beat a bit of music from the old dung trumpet. I have already broken my silence in our relationship
Next question is where is the best place you have trumped? I quite like to let a silent one go in the supermarket aisle and watch reactions...or am I just strange??
Type 'Pooter' into a You Tube search and watch the videos, made my lol anyway
My hubby has a good shoutttttt on this
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
Never paid attention to that, after all the sense of relief matters.
Yes
Keith - Administrator
Yes
"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles."Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!
I wouldn't know, our bath is full of bubbles"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles.
Keith - Administrator
Here in the Philippines I seem to have doubled or tripled my output, the food just doesn't agree with me, I had spicy Pancit Canton tonight, I knew it was a no no! :-(
So I think that answers who's the worst.
You seem to be rather conversant with this particular subject....."Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles.
Any "follow throughs" you want to talk about...?
We're awaiting more information from you Arthur - have you tried igniting them + are you aware you're contributing to global warming (at a homeopathic level)?"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles.
Billy Connolly's advice for the "older" citizen : "Never trust a fart and never waste an erection" ...
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