Farting

[Steve.r]

I think you cant beat a bit of music from the old dung trumpet. I have already broken my silence in our relationship while we were together in November in the hotel room. I was asked if there was a frog in the room, I just said it was a smelly old toad. With the amount of gas I produce it had to happen sooner or later.

Next question is where is the best place you have trumped? I quite like to let a silent one go in the supermarket aisle and watch reactions... or am I just strange??
Type 'Pooter' into a You Tube search and watch the videos, made my lol anyway

[KeithD]

...... or am I just strange??

Yes

[Steve.r]

Yes

thanks Boss PAAAAAARRRRRRPPPP!!

[Arthur Little]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. "Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!

[KeithD]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. "Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!

I wouldn't know, our bath is full of bubbles

[aromulus]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. "Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!

You seem to be rather conversant with this particular subject.....

Any "follow throughs" you want to talk about...?

[Doc Alan]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles.

We're awaiting more information from you Arthur - have you tried igniting them + are you aware you're contributing to global warming (at a homeopathic level)?
Billy Connolly's advice for the "older" citizen : "Never trust a fart and never waste an erection" ...

[Steve.r]

"Never trust a fart and never waste an erection" ...

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