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    The Uncircumsized Among Us

    Was it interesting explaining this to your Honey?

    For newbies its pretty much unheard of to have one in the Fils so unless your lady watches as much porn as the Mods here she is unlikly to have come across this
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    We had this chat last year

    Better to have a hood when it rains than to get wet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    We had this chat last year

    Better to have a hood when it rains than to get wet
    isn't that the only thing a Mac is good for
    http://www.filipinouk.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=870&dateline=1270312908


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    isn't that the only thing a Mac is good for
    hahaha..Mac again???
    -=rayna.keith=-
    ...When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible...



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    Quote Originally Posted by raynaputi View Post

    hahaha..Mac again???
    You've never had a guys Mac to play with then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    isn't that the only thing a Mac is good for
    In the words of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer:

    "You wouldn't let it lie"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    You've never had a guys Mac to play with then?
    yep..LOL!
    -=rayna.keith=-
    ...When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible...



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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    Was it interesting explaining this to your Honey?

    For newbies its pretty much unheard of to have one in the Fils so unless your lady watches as much porn as the Mods here she is unlikly to have come across this
    Well, I suppose it's possible she might see your point ... without necessarily being able to grasp it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Well, I suppose it's possible she might see your point ... without necessarily being able to grasp it!
    Does the manager of your home know you're using his computer?
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    as a man who had mine removed a while back, i much prefer live without one
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    as a man who had mine removed a while back, i much prefer live without one
    but how would you know any different


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    What if yo have it whipped off and don't like it? Do they transplant one back on from a corpse .... or maybe you could have some ladies lips sewn on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    but how would you know any different
    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    What if yo have it whipped off and don't like it? Do they transplant one back on from a corpse .... or maybe you could have some ladies lips sewn on
    i was already in my 30's when i realised it didnt do what it should, a bit like a embarassing illness.

    so after a visit to a doctor, 3 months later thx to the nhs and a week of work i was hood free.

    i much prefer it

    btw i dont want it back
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    What if yo have it whipped off and don't like it? Do they transplant one back on from a corpse .... or maybe you could have some ladies lips sewn on
    I guess you could have it made into a little purse


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    I guess you could have it made into a little purse
    A reusable condom
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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post

    so after a visit to a doctor, 3 months later thx to the nhs and a week of work i was hood free.
    Not my specialty ... I assume you went to the Dick Doc


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    Im more interested in the reaction of the ladies as "tulo" is a right of passage in the Phils or serious child abuse depending on your view point but the nub is that Philipina ladies will have grown up with this expectation and you might not want to discount this

    learned papers suggest 50% plus of Philipino males suffer post traumatic stess syndrome from cicumsision

    http://epublications.bond.edu.au/cgi...ntext=hss_pubs

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    looks like the ladies are a bit shy on this subject?

    i wonder why because they must notice while
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    looks like the ladies are a bit shy on this subject?

    i wonder why because they must notice while
    Does it change the taste
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Does it change the taste


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    oh, you tryed
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Dose it make you pee straighter


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    Dose it make you pee straighter
    nope, it was straighter before
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    my wife says my looks like a pornstars
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    my wife says my looks like a pornstars
    like a pornstar's little finger


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    A ladies point of view for you. Much better circumsized!


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    Quote Originally Posted by englishbird View Post
    A ladies point of view for you. Much better circumsized!
    Good news for me !


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    Quote Originally Posted by englishbird View Post
    A ladies point of view for you. Much better circumsized!
    surely though, your lady will accept you as you are, it is not something that I will go and remove for my lady's sake. I guess it is a culture thing. But as far as I am aware, and I am sure Alan can answer this, but there is no medical reason to remove it, is there?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    like a pornstar's little finger
    i never said as big but big enough for her
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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