1 Do NOT spend this weekend doing a clear out, when you go to take your rubbish to the dump, you'll discover that 50% of your neighbours also did that this weekned and you'll have to que for 4 hours, just to get rid of your rubbish! You don't want that, so do your clearout some other weekend!

2 If your going on a long drive somewhere with your friends and family, your car will be loaded with travel bags and more passengers than normal, this will make your car significantly heavier than it usually is, and the cars brakes wont be as effective as they normally are! Leave a big big gap between you and the car in front! (you should always do this anyway!)

3 Many people do a clear out over this weekend, you might find there's real nice items that have been donated to your local charity shops!

4 Be happy, cheerful, optimistic, laughing, loving, smiling, positive and IGNORE everything and ANYTHING negative, not just this weekend but infinately, or I'll punch you on the nose.