OK girls..This is what you need to do on a hot summers day in the UK either in your BACK garden or in your FRONT garden QUITE LEGALLY... Get your fresh fish ..Cut gut and clean... Get some sea salt and massage it into the fish..
Now assuming the sun is high in the sky eh...Using clothes pegs,peg it to your clothes line and leave to dry.. If it rains then a bit like your washing..Stick it in the living room till it stops and then hang it back out again..
Surprise your husband following morning by cooking it fresh and serving with a little soya sauce and calamansi..
He will be delighted..
Alternately...Get Keith to send you some contraband!
Grow your own huhremember what happened to Granny wotsit with the goldfish
Absit invidia
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