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    It's 1999 ...

    ..... and someone tells you by 2010 you'll be with a Filipina? What do you say to them?
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    You're having a laugh, I've got a missus and 2 kids. What's a filipina anyway


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    ..... and someone tells you by 2010 you'll be with a Filipina? What do you say to them?
    Who do I have to kill to get one...???


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    An Asian girl? Nah, I don't think so!!!


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    I would have been doubtful


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    "..are those the brown ones I watch in the porn?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    "..are those the brown ones I watch in the porn?"
    Porn was still Illegal then....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Porn was still Illegal then....
    Not in my house
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Not in my house


    If I'd know then what I know now, I would have been a wealthy man

    Nevermind, my life is back on track and I'm the happiest I've been for years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Englishman2010 View Post


    If I'd know then what I know now, I would have been a wealthy man...
    Yep, you'd have invested in Porn.. Just as it went legal


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    It's 1999 ...

    ... Are YOU living in the past, boss? It's often said one should never look back!


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    Couldn't really imagine it?...Funny where life takes you.

    Thinking like that, I can only think positively.


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    I never showed much interest in Asian/Oriental women before to be honest, I always felt there was something magnificent about them but...and now I just LOVE them!!! I LOVE them! Filipina's and their sunkissed bodies...you can't take your eyes off them!!

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    Smile

    Is she born yet??

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    Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Is she born yet??

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    good one al


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