hmm Keith having a go at Manc's again...
well to even the score..
How do you make a scouser run faster?
stick a video player under his arm
What do you call a Scouser in a semi-detached house?
A burglar.
A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years". He goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!
well MAN UTD 6 points ahead, couple of hours it be 9 !!!!
FRom the legendary JoeBloggs in Sunny Manc land
