Manc's bite back

[KeithD]

Global warming....that means when the ice age hits the glaciers will flatten Mancland before reaching Liverpool. We'll help you when you're homeless...the sewers should be free

[walesrob]

Ladies, put yer handbags down

[joebloggs]

Rob now scouser Keith knows iam a Manc, iam his target now, his hate comes from knowing scousers are inferior to Manc's, but you'll get no more jokes about sheep now...

Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

thats why Manchester is a mutli-racial city with no scousers in it, Manchester use to be Nuclear Free, but now its Scouse Free Zone