Absit invidia
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''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
What a great song!
A man buys himself a new pair of boots and he can't wait to show his wife...
So he puts the boots on and runs up to her saying "Do you notice anything different about me?"
She says "No.."
So runs and takes off all his clothes!Then runs up to her naked except for his new boots and says "You notice anything different now?"
She says "Oh! Your thng! There's nothing different it's hanging down as always..I haven't seen a rise out of your th
He says "..It's hanging down cause it's taking a look at my lovely new boots!"
She says "..Yeah well do me a favor, next time buy a damn hat!.."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Nice one Nigel
Absit invidia
DISCLAIMER: The information hereinabove may or may not be entirely accurate, relevant, forthright, verifiable, or coherent. KeithAngel, who shall herein be refered to as the 'Shining Beacon of Light', reserves the right to neither confirm, deny, justify, explain, or otherwise acknowledge any inquiry in regards to the validity, genuinity, construction, intent, and/or motive of any statements, gestures, and/or actions whether real, imagined, or transdimensional in origin. Further, the 'Shining Beacon of Light' shall be absolved of any and all legal, moral, and financial responsibilities for damages to life, limb, character, reputation, property, and/or business resulting from the usage, assimilation, incorporation, replication, and/or distribution of said statements whether partial, complete, misquoted, or imagined. This disclaimer remains in effect despite any discrepancies or claims as to its legibility, comprehension, interpretation, subliminal suggestiveness, political affiliation, legality, visibility, and/or physical presence
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