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    Promise you wont laugh?



    A man visits his doctor and says "promise me you wont laugh, but I have this problem...?"

    The Doc says "I can assure you I am a serious professional and I will not laugh."

    So the man drops his trousers and reveals he has a wlly so small it could be a matchstick!

    The Doc laughs and laughs he just can't contain his laughter! And then he calms himself down and says "I am truly sorry.... I promise I will not laugh again, now what is the problem?"

    The man says ................................

    "It's swollen!"



    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    You didn't like this one then?

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    I did yes sorry for not commenting earlier


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    Quote Originally Posted by triple5 View Post
    I did yes sorry for not commenting earlier
    Hi,
    I liked it too but never saw it when first posted, I must have been asleep,
    Mick.


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    I laughed out loud


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    Promise you won't laugh?

    Do I LOOK like I'm laughing? Poor chap ... "eunuch said!"


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