i know you 2 are old but your not corpses yet
i know you 2 are old but your not corpses yet
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
I didn't like Keith Boss suggesting I was a slow mover, but to be honest even I was unprepared for the wedding until a few days agoOriginally Posted by sars_notd_virus
As for Keith Angel, nope ... nothing to do with him! His interest is genuinely in gynaecology, as is mine (one of us is professional...
I've had advice from Penny : "Look but don't touch" ...meaning ?
To continue the travelogue summary, if this is Friday it must be Bohol
Still taking loads of photos but I will be selective and censor them before uploading
Can hardly believe I'm half way through the holiday already ...sayang ...
Hayzzzzzzzzz ....I feel like a 30 year oldi know you 2 are old but your not corpses yet
yeah, a 30 year old corpseHayzzzzzzzzz ....I feel like a 30 year old
enough about your new drinking buddies, what about your gf, we want all the gossip!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
You must be the only member of the forum that doesn't know I'm singleyeah, a 30 year old corpse
enough about your new drinking buddies, what about your gf, we want all the gossip!No gossip, no comment
thats good advice from ate pen
I've had advice from Penny : "Look but don't touch" ...meaning ?
memorable quote from Devils advocate(1997) 'Look but dont touch,Touch but don't taste,Taste but don't swallow''
and here's some more:
*Freedom!! is never having to say i'm sorry
*Guilt is like a bag of f****n' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.
*Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.
*Love, Sex, Laughter in moderation is very healthy
enjoy Friend
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
You must be the only member of the forum that doesn't know I'm single
but you are on a fantastic trip
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Hi Alan BAB has offered to refund your Airfare, as we persuaded you to book your ticket...Enjoy Bohol.
i remember it was you, doing all the arm twistingHi Alan BAB has offered to refund your Airfare, as we persuaded you to book your ticket...Enjoy Bohol.but enough about our love making
it seems alan and keith have found true love, a beer bottle?
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
... it IS ... of that, we can be "dead" certain!I always thought that Alan's speciality and interest was in corpses...
In which case, maybe he's going to a "shotgun... it IS ... of that, we can be "dead" certain!
wedding" ... for someone who's just discovered she's to become a "mummy"!
Its true I refuse to use rubber gloves
As for Keith Angel, nope ... nothing to do with him! His interest is genuinely in gynaecology, as is mine (one of us is professional...
Absit invidia
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I'm forced to take time out from the delights of Bohol to respond to these lurid posts
This is a cultural trip, no gossip, no rumours, no confessions
However, "look but don't touch" is proving difficult!
Taking advice from Bill Clinton about the definition of looking ...no harm in homeopathic doses ?
To be serious (who wants that ?) , continuing with the photos and thinking up more potential threads
Health advice .... time up again, sorry
That's in the past, dead and buriedI always thought that Alan's speciality and interest was in corpses...
More interested in normal living anatomy now
Doing a survey while I'm here
In my opinion i have the evidence
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How come there's wedding in Luzon?
Who's that lady? Who's the groom and bride?
Yes I admit I advised you to take my advice not to touch.
But you didn't tell me you're in a rush marriage!
Ikaw nga ba ikakasal?
As long as you're happy, no one hurts then go on friend!
Well, just to put you all out of your misery, cos I think doc Alan has toyed with you long enough now.......
I finally got my decree absolute and then another three weeks waiting for the CNI (certificate of no impediment) from Walsall Council registry office, flying here two days later on May 5th and arriving on the 6th.:airplane:
We are looking forward to meeting doc Alan, Jam and Chari on the 18th.
congrats to the both of you!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Wow that's cool!!!
Leah is a friend at FB and never send me any invi yet.
Eheheheh but I am happy for you both! May the best of romances be with you.
They must have included mine in the same envelope ... along with our air tickets....never send me any invi yet..
Keith - Administrator
Have a great time Leah & Chris. I wish you all the best wishes and luck in the world. I wish I was still there to witness the occasion with my Mahal, but sadly I can't.
Steve
Well, just to put you all out of your misery, cos I think doc Alan has toyed with you long enough now.......
I finally got my decree absolute and then another three weeks waiting for the CNI (certificate of no impediment) from Walsall Council registry office, flying here two days later on May 5th and arriving on the 6th.
We are looking forward to meeting doc Alan, Jam and Chari on the 18th.
Congratulations and Best Wishes!!!
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
This thread could run longer than the Homeopathy Deception thread ... far more interesting too
He nearly forgot his password but i managed to remind him even if it's too long
Thanks BAB miss your humourcongrats to the both of you!
Hi Ate Pen I'm keeping secret in FB coz i Got 600plus friends on the listWow that's cool!!!
Leah is a friend at FB and never send me any invi yet.
Eheheheh but I am happy for you both! May the best of romances be with you.
Thanks ate Pen
They must have included mine in the same envelope ... along with our air tickets
Did Ate Ping got my PM?
Thanks SteveHave a great time Leah & Chris. I wish you all the best wishes and luck in the world. I wish I was still there to witness the occasion with my Mahal, but sadly I can't.
Steve
Thanks sars...Congratulations and Best Wishes!!!
Doc Alan sorry to hijack your thread...Have a safe trip and See yah
Don't make promises when you are in JOY. Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise. BE happy.
Leah and Chris, you're not hijacking the thread, you're making it more interesting, and it's all part of my incredible trip to your beautiful country
Just about to leave Bohol but I shall return !
Ahh ... mystery solved!Well, just to put you all out of your misery, cos I think doc Alan has toyed with you long enough now.......Chris ...
back to the forum ... and all the very best to you and Leah on your forthcoming nuptials!!
I'm so sorry to have contributed nothing for a week, it has been hard to access the internet with so much to do here...and now I've just checked in online with KLM for tomorrow's flight - I had hoped the volcanic ash would delay my return until Christmas!
I'm also really sorry that circumstances prevented me from attending the wedding!
But since then one of my ambitions was finally realised - to meet the managers then all the members of Aegis Band before and after their concert, + being "persuaded" to sing two numbers (Bakit and Basang Basa sa ulan) with Juliet (lead singer)
Much more news when I'm home!
Hi Alan,
It is good to read you have enjoyed your holiday so much you do not really want to come home!
To me that is a sign of a good holiday.
Look forward to hearing more,
Mick.
Aww ... what a shame, Alan.now I've just checked in online with KLM for tomorrow's flight - I had hoped the volcanic ash would delay my return until Christmas!
I'm also really sorry that circumstances prevented me from attending the wedding!
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