Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

[scotsfiancee]

English Chinese

That's not right Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive & nbsp; Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great ; Fa Kin Su Pa





DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF

[baboyako]

Scots - Yu Wed Ji Mi

[joebloggs]

hahaha, , my friend got married to a jap gal, and now lives in the land of the rising sun. hes now teaches english to adults and maybe kids soon, poor kids, being a big MAN UTD FAN, i can see him getting them to learn songs like ..

To the tune of ‘You Are My Sunshine’)
"You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away."



come on sing along, keith carnt hear you !!!

god help them, a sick and twist manc teaching jap kids english, only think worse could be a scouser teaching them poor jap kids

[KeithD]

Nice of them to build THE Super Casino in Manc Slums.....it means I can take more money off the poor

[eljean]

Scot Wa ai ne!

[Philip]

chi de oh

[joebloggs]

well thats why it was built near that hell hole called MAN CITY, they built it there so scousers would feel at home

as for taking money off the poor, have you started being a loan shark

well as you know there is only one winner the house, and by indirectly you will be helping the great MANCHESTER clear them slums and oh help MAN CITY

[mach]

English Chinese

That's not right Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive & nbsp; Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great ; Fa Kin Su Pa





DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF