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    Smile Escaped convict

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for many years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While hes in there,the husband tells his wife "Listen, this guy is a escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years.I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responded "He wasnt kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

    Jim


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