A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "D,d,d,doc, I've b,b,been s,s,st,tt,tuttering f,for y,years and I,I,I'm tired of it. C,c,c,can y,y,you he,he,help m,m,me???"
The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "w,w,well w,w,what is it, d,doc?"
The doc says,"It's your manhood. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "W,w,what c,can w,we d,do about it?"
The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "D,d,do it!"
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long manhood. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back!"
The doc replies,
"N,n,n,nope. A d,d,d,deal's a d,d,d,deal!"
Jim
you mean the Doctor pinched h
s??? 
Originally Posted by fred
