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    joke

    lafter no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist dr chang .
    He says, take off all your crouse, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room,she does, ok craw reery reery fas back,... as she did dr chang shook his head, Your problem vewy vewy bad , worse case Ed Zachery disease i ever see,dat why u get no date,She says, god whats Ed Zachery disease, Dr says , its when your face look Ed Zachery like your ****


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    Hoy! I've told this joke before....

    I'm tempted to tell my "Wheelie Bin" joke...but I'm scared I'll get banned!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    dare you


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    and remember i am still new so i have not read it before


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    u will not wheelie say that joke...wheel you?
    POWER TO THE PEACEFUL. MABUHAY IRELAND AND PHILIPPINES


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    Iz been Hong kong..Where`s you wheely bin?
    Iz Wheely been Hong kong!!

    That one Nige?


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    lafter no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist dr chang .
    He says, take off all your crouse, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room,she does, ok craw reery reery fas back,... as she did dr chang shook his head, Your problem vewy vewy bad , worse case Ed Zachery disease i ever see,dat why u get no date,She says, god whats Ed Zachery disease, Dr says , its when your face look Ed Zachery like your ****
    Steve.. It may be because Im still dazed after the England game but I really dont get it??
    Might be that the poxy swear filter that is the culprit..
    Give me a clue! PLEASE!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    Iz been Hong kong..Where`s you wheely bin?
    Iz Wheely been Hong kong!!

    That one Nige?
    the one I'm thinking of is the same but slightly ruder!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    Steve.. Might be that the poxy swear filter that is the culprit..
    Give me a clue! PLEASE!!
    ... well now, Fred ... the point of the story is - according to the the Chinese doctor's diagnosis - the woman's *face was 'Ed Zachery' [exactly] the cause of her problem in that ... *it matched her .

    Nice one, Steve! ... I'D have had great difficulty in telling this as WELL as YOU did within the "bounds of respectability".


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    cheers arthur, i was pondering how to explain it to fred , but it kind of ruins it having to explain


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