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    england jokes....not the players..i mean jokes about the team

    Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
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    Top Tip for England's next game:

    If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Emile Heskey viewpoint.
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    So things happen in 3s. Switzerland beat Spain yesterday, Mexico beat France today. I wonder if England will cause the third upset and beat Algeria tomorrow?
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    What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?

    One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.
    The other is a musical instrument.

    i know not really a football joke..lol
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    I like it!!!

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    What is the difference between a tea bag and the English football team? - The teabag stays in the cup longer!

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