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    The Hell O' A' Diseases ...

    ... toothache, in other words - according to Scotland's National Bard, Rabbie Burns. And he was spot-on THERE!

    MINE began on Friday ... with a few twinges. By the next day, it had escalated ... despite doping myself up on painkillers at intervals throughout the ensuing 24 hours [odd that an onslaught of this magnitude invariably happens at weekends - when there never seem to be any dentists on call! ].

    Yesterday was an absolute nightmare - with me stumbling along like some kind of zombie most of the time, having barely slept at all for two nights. Plus I'd developed a large abscess to reinforce this impression. I resembled the one-eyed gunner, in fact and, with my right cheek swollen and all puffed-up I was, as they say in these parts, "No' boannie!".

    But thankfully, I managed to be seen as a dental emergency first thing this morning, and was provided with high-strength antibiotics (Amoxicillin 3 g sachets) to be taken in two doses and shall return again early tomorrow for assessment and further treatment.

    It would be fair to say, I've never before experienced such a prolonged period of pain without relief. It's something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy - if I had one (which, hopefully, I don't!). "The hell o' a' diseases", right enough!.


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    Best way to lower the pain is to get your wifey to wack you in the nuts with a baseball bat.... you're toothache will vanish for a while until you get your testicles from the back of your throat to where they started .... no need to thank me for such excellent advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Best way to lower the pain is to get your wifey to wack you in the nuts with a baseball bat....
    ... ! I remember getting hit there once with a particularly hard snowball ... excruciating!


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    see it worked then arthur took your mind of your tooth for the split second


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    I sympathise enormously Arthur!!! I have always had 'tooth trouble' even though I have looked after them - no sweet stuff etc..........
    To compound this, I am one of the millions who has an irrational fear of dental treatment!!
    I really need to have all mine extracted and replaced with screw-ins or whatever (No set of choppers PLEASE!!) however, I would never be brave enough!!!

    P.S. Don't tell Hanna she married a sissy!!!!!

    P.P.S. Anyone else got the 'Denist phobia?'

    P.P.P.S. England were total crap weren't they?

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    Hope it clears up soon Arthur.

    Yeah, Alan, I hate them too, maybe they hate me.......hmm

    Last time i went for a check-up, just before I went away to Phils, the bugger made my mouth bleed for 2 days with all his bloody poking around with his prick thing. I should have made his mouth bleed too....... will do next time ha ha!!


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    i to have a fear of dentist alan i have to take some one with me still, it all started with tyhe crap school dentist


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    , guys. I guess I'm lucky with the dentist I have ... when he saw me this morning his first words, on seeing my swollen face were: Wow ... that's a beauty you've got THERE, eh!? An altogether different - and welcome - approach from the archetypal, grim looking practitioners of my childhood; ... which calls to mind the old which goes something like this:

    Q. Why do dentists have a reputation for being depressed? ... A. Because they're always looking down in the mouth!


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    i to have a fear of dentist alan i have to take some one with me still, it all started with tyhe crap school dentist
    Hi all,
    I am anouther who fears the dentist, mine also started with a butcher of a school one!

    To make it even worse getting a dentist here is difficult with long waiting list as they seem to have all gone private

    All is ok at the moment
    Mick.


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    nice one arthur , what does the dentish of the year get ???? a little plaque


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    ..... with all his bloody poking around with his prick thing....
    I don't think he's a dentist Steve
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    I don't think he's a dentist Steve
    Well he showed me his credentials as he was preparing his prick. He gave me a funny mouth-wash too ........ yuk

    Maybe you're right Keith, ........darn it, and I was the one paying too


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    so did you swill it round your mouth then spit steve


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    so did you swill it round your mouth then spit steve
    I am afraid you can never avoid swallowing some of it Steve, I am sure we can all share that experience


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    indeed we can


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    indeed we can
    ...erm....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    Hope it clears up soon Arthur.

    Yeah, Alan, I hate them too, maybe they hate me.......hmm

    Last time i went for a check-up, just before I went away to Phils, the bugger made my mouth bleed for 2 days with all his bloody poking around with his prick thing. I should have made his mouth bleed too....... will do next time ha ha!!
    A-Ha! Hey Steve you should have had your teeth done here in the Philippines. Dentist here are much better. My husband had his' here and it was cheaper.
    I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by oOokhlareeceoOo View Post
    A-Ha! Hey Steve you should have had your teeth done here in the Philippines. Dentist here are much better. My husband had his' here and it was cheaper.
    Yes, you see many people with great teeth in Phils, maybe I get a check up during my next visit.
    But, on the flip side, there are many people who cannot afford a dentist and have terrible teeth. I saw many children with rotten teeth, is that just an education thing or a diet problem ?



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    i know the feeling of having a really bad abscess, a week of work feeling dizzy and faint, a throbbing painful tooth while you wait until you can take the next antibiotic kicks in.

    strangely i had the abscess on a tooth which already had root canal done on it i could feel the pressure under the tooth and i wanted it to pop so much, in fact i called mr potato head due to the swelling
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    i'm surprised that a lot of guys here are afraid of the dentists..hehe.. are u guys afraid of injections, blood, or something related to medical procedure too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by raynaputi View Post
    i'm surprised that a lot of guys here are afraid of the dentists..hehe.. are u guys afraid of injections, blood, or something related to medical procedure too?
    The hit on the wallet Rayna


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    Quote Originally Posted by raynaputi View Post
    i'm surprised that a lot of guys here are afraid of the dentists..hehe.. are u guys afraid of injections, blood, or something related to medical procedure too?
    Hi raynaputi,
    No I do not mind needles even injections in my mouth, its the dam drilling!
    Mick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    Hope it clears up soon Arthur.

    the bugger made my mouth bleed for 2 days with all his bloody poking around with his prick thing.
    Oh, yeah...?


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    Hello Arthur,
    Ihope your pain and swelling is reducing!

    Do you know if they are planning on any further treatment?
    Mick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    Oh, yeah...?
    There is always a denial stage


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    Hope your feeling better now Sir Arthur. Just take some mefenamic and amoxicillin
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    nice one arthur , what does the dentish of the year get ???? a little plaque
    ... good one of yours too, Steve!


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    Quote Originally Posted by liane View Post
    Hope your feeling better now Sir Arthur. Just take some mefenamic and amoxicillin
    I AM ... a LOT better, , Liane! And, d'you know ... the antibiotics you mention are EXACTLY the ones my dentist prescribed!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    Hope it clears up soon Arthur.

    Last time i went for a check-up, just before I went away to Phils, the bugger made my mouth bleed for 2 days with all his bloody poking around with his prick thing.
    And , Steve; NOW, tell me ... what's all this about YOUR dentist poking about with his ... ... "tool"? Seems a bit kinky to me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mickcant View Post
    Hello Arthur,
    Ihope your pain and swelling is reducing!

    Do you know if they are planning on any further treatment?
    Mick.
    It HAS, Mick ... I've to go back again in two weeks' time for a check-up and assessment - as my dentist is hopeful of saving the affected tooth - whereas at one time, it would've been simply yanked-out! (the tooth, I mean! )


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