Revenge is a dish best served cold

[SteveL]

This time next week, I will be on my way to Manila to get married. As some of you will no doubt appreciate, it's a wee bit stressful right now, trying to make certain i've not forgot anything important.
Today on Yahoo, my darling tells me she's mistakenly booked her connecting flight from Dipolog to Manila for Friday next week instead of Wednesday.................after 30 minutes of complete stress she tells me she's joking and I see her and her sister falling about with laughter on the webcam.

Anyway, back to my question...........what's the most painful form of torture known? I 'm thinking of thumb screws or telling her rice is banned in England. Any suggestions for revenge?

[KeithD]

All you need do is feign serious illness the night before the wedding

[IainBusby]

Or say I...... I....... I....... Don't....... I'm sorry, what was the question again?

[joebloggs]

Or say I...... I....... I....... Don't....... I'm sorry, what was the question again?

or do what i did climb out of the nearest window and , if the hotel wasn't surrounded by a fence i would have got away

[stevewool]

on the morning of your wedding make sure you are late and very late but make sure you can see what is happening just in case she clears off

[maria_and_matt]

tell her ash cloud is back and your flight have been cancelled..

[Sim11UK]

or do what i did climb out of the nearest window and , if the hotel wasn't surrounded by a fence i would have got away

Was it a "Hotel" ? or are we talking about Strangeways?

[SteveL]

Come on peeps, your not thinking evil here. My friend has suggested that i wait till the wedding night and them assume the rodeo position..........for those of you unfamiliar with this, its a rear entry position where after mounting you lean forward, grab both of her titties and whisper into her ear ......."hmm, these are even firmer than your sisters" then you hang on for dear life !

[keithAngel]

Ahhh a family joke

[joebloggs]

Was it a "Hotel" ? or are we talking about Strangeways?

a hotel worse than strangeways, you dont see armed guards at strangeways with sawn off shotguns patroling the grounds

[les_taxi]

tell her ash cloud is back and your flight have been cancelled..

I like this one,maybe tell her you can only come by boat and it will take 3 weeks

[marlyn&kenny]

Come on peeps, your not thinking evil here. My friend has suggested that i wait till the wedding night and them assume the rodeo position..........for those of you unfamiliar with this, its a rear entry position where after mounting you lean forward, grab both of her titties and whisper into her ear ......."hmm, these are even firmer than your sisters" then you hang on for dear life !

No way, dont dare to joke about her sister's or familyyou might be in trouble... say her friend instead!

[-sillybilly-]

No way, dont dare to joke about her sister's or familyyou might be in trouble... say her friend instead!

oh what if she answers you back and say....hmmm...you give such a better and harder than your bestmate....

[-sillybilly-]

All you need do is feign serious illness the night before the wedding

or throw a cold water on her from the fridge while
shes havin a shower! This is what my husband does to me....his revenge!

[stevewool]

best to say nothing at all , just laugh together about it , but when you come back to england , tell her that you have to have 7 times a day for a week before they stamp your passport

[bornatbirth]

tell her the wedding off because you just met a man