The first of many I'm sure!

[DaveUK]

maybe a island dave but some very fast roads to escape on

But they always come back to the same place!

I keep an overnight bag next to the back door at all times. It contains 4 days worth of clothes, money and passport. Given 3 minutes warning, i've calculated i have a 76% chance of survival...........but only if i distract her long enough by telling her the rice is burning

Out of laziness, we've still got a tent and sleeping bag near the front door from when we went camping a while back. Maybe there's a sub-conscious reason why I've left them there this long!

Dave you ever wonder why your Dad Grandad had a shed or workshop or an "office" in the gaff? .

But I only have an outside cupboard under the stairs, and I don't want to have to go through my childhood again!