I've stuck an advert on one of the dating sites, so I'm sure by the morning I'll have 10000 messages declaring undying love for me, and BTW, please can you send me 5K pesos because my next door neighbours aunties cousin twice removed has just been eaten by a lion and we need the money to pay for the operation to sew his head back on
and would you send them when they asked you?
dont be fooled by them anymore...
wait till they see you in "pink skirt" , sorry, i mean pink shirt...we'll see what they are after.....
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it!