Wen ah namayat no adda katungtong ko nga Ilocano

You gotta be kidding cant understand that , im just picking up one or two words , altho i do surprise myself at times with what i remember, but reading it ? I havent a clue.....i often joke to my gf that when she's in full flow talking with her family etc that she sounds like a machine gun , plenty of naka nak nak nak , well thats what it sounds like to me anyway, ill have to get off my obut and try to learn more