Yesterday we found out our dog is pregnant so my son asked me, "Mommy, how do dogs get pregnant?" so i answered, "the male dog has fed her something to make her pregnant!" (just to avoid the term)
And then he asked me....
" Daddy have fed you lots and how come you're not pregnant?"
oh my God....i didnt know what to say
dont know if i gave him the wrong answer but i couldnt think of something else....
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
sillybillyI guess in a very metaphorical sense ... "fed her" is kind of accurate in a very .. well ... arty way! lol!-;232675]Yesterday we found out our dog is pregnant so my son asked me, "Mommy, how do dogs get pregnant?" so i answered, "the male dog has fed her something to make her pregnant!" (just to avoid the term
I knew one parent who was very very blunt with their child and who just told em the unvarnished truth upfront ... lol!
How good are you at understanding the bolton accent???? .... I'll show you why below ...
Oh bless him
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Originally Posted by James Hubbard
The 2 ladies reaction had made me peed myself laughin!Oh their face!
( i bet they were horrified )
But hey i cant say that to my kids?
A "p" right inside the "v" .....no way!
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
Yeh, that's why it's so funny, imagine him saying that to his 4 year old kid! hahahaha!!!The 2 ladies reaction had made me peed myself laughin!
( i bet they were horrified )
But hey i cant say that to my kids?
A "p" right inside the "v" .....no way!
Yeah bless him!Oh bless him
But honestly i was totally blank when he turned the question on me....
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
hey, if you're not offended by mild swearwords (and laughing at non-native English speakers ... then check this one out ...
Ive heard worst than this...but never ever say it myself infront of my kids. i know i can not stop my kids from learning what hes asked me and the swearing but never wonna hear it in my house.
Now i find it difficult to be a mother specially when they are now school kid and learning everything and pick up things either good and bad. And sometimes im not prepared when they ask me silly questions and realized thats how they've grown up.
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
A very wise man I know -- who has 5 kids and knows a LOT about sociology says:
Tell your kids about sex before they reach 10 years old. Maybe around 8 or 9 because ...
1) You should be responsible instead of the school
2) The average age that a male child sees a naked body in our society these days in 2010 is at around age 10.
I think if a healthy attitude towards sex can be instilled upon kids then it will help them to be healthy adults.
....
that being said ...
I personally don't have any kids, so I don't know for definite!
but it's something to think about
A very wise man I know -- who has 5 kids and knows a LOT about sociology says:
Tell your kids about sex before they reach 10 years old. Maybe around 8 or 9 because ...
1) You should be responsible instead of the school
2) The average age that a male child sees a naked body in our society these days in 2010 is at around age 10.
I think if a healthy attitude towards sex can be instilled upon kids then it will help them to be healthy adults.
....
that being said ...
I personally don't have any kids, so I don't know for definite!
but it's something to think about
yeah thinking about you need to teach your child about these things before the school does makes you feel a bit awful or being awkward as you dont know whats gonna be their reaction.
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
Well,
I certainly hope you are successful with this, because you will need to give me and my wife advice as "ate" when we have our children
anyway
tulog na ako!
or for any bisaya
Matulog nako! lolz
James
Well,
I certainly hope you are successful with this, because you will need to give me and my wife advice as "ate" when we have our children
anyway
tulog na ako!
or for any bisaya
Matulog nako! lolz
James
Indeed I will....wish me luck!
Pare, maturog kan! ( mate, go to bed! )
Thats Ilocano!
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
ok, i am fine at bisaya... I am beginner at tagalog ... but ilicano?
anyway
bed-for-me now
lol
thanks clar!
Haha funny, I think your son is smart enough why don't you just say the right word for it , sex education is good, avoiding the topic would make him become more curious
telling him the right and exact way would still be the best...i would do to my son as early as he could understand..thats include whats the importance of using a condom...lol
Ok i will do that....but do i have to teach him how to use condom?
I think i will have to leave that to his daddy
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I知 damn good at it!
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