Hopefully someday soon printed media goes out of circulation, then this country will be a better place, when kids no longer think Jordan, Jade and all the other dumb s are something to aspire to.

I had a quick squint at the sun the other day, dear deirdres always a laugh. Some poor soul can't get it up for his missus ever since they had a night on the coke with a hooker. Now he only gets aroused if he can have a few lines and a threesome

hard to believe this isn't censored. Any kid could walk in to a newsagent and read that drivel.