Acupuncture is a jab well done
Reading while sunbathing makes you red
What's the definition of a will? (it's a dead give away)
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
Every calendar's days are numbered
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is a form of floor play
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
I really appreciate ALL of those, Alan ... being a great one for puns myself!
Originally Posted by Arthur Little
