Forget the joke thread...This is hilarious..(1 of 5 parts)
Forget the joke thread...This is hilarious..(1 of 5 parts)
Sorry about the first dodgy link.
'can you sniff her yet'
very very strange man
Im still in pain from laughing..'can you sniff her yet'
We have a Belgian tenant in Manila that comes out with this type of thing..Has me in stiches!
Good one Fred,
the old man is sex mad, we have another pussy in the house, but his wife is sparky, Lisa looked disappointed though. They seem able to look for new wives when they get fed up, and they still have their farm so the Belgium divorce laws seem ok for the men.
I know!! I think it was the son who said he would never marry a Filipina because of his fathers disappointments is now on his second or third!!Originally Posted by Pete/London
Good one Fred,
the old man is sex mad, we have another pussy in the house, but his wife is sparky, Lisa looked disappointed though. They seem able to look for new wives when they get fed up, and they still have their farm so the Belgium divorce laws seem ok for the men.
These girls marry these peasants quite often not realising they are far better off at home..
I saw a docu soap once of 2 Filipino girls that married Chinese peasants..These Chinese farmers decided to go to the R.P as all the Chinese women had all gone to Beijing.(or had been kidnapped since the 1 child policy)
These guys were borrowing money over ten years for the marriage trip..
When the Filipinas arrived they had to deal with the mother in law who taught them how to work in the padi fields and how to cook and teach them how to be generally good wives to their peasant husbands..
I suppose at least in Belgium they can get their EU passports and get the **** out at some stage!!
I remember posting about this a year or so back - a great laugh
FILIPINA DREAMGIRLS BBC 1991
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Remember it well, my wife and I used to get a lot of nudge nudge wink winks after that was shown, weren`t they all Welsh and one was a farmer
That's the one !Remember it well, my wife and I used to get a lot of nudge nudge wink winks after that was shown, weren`t they all Welsh and one was a farmer
Who would you choose??? A Belgian farmer or Bill Maynard and Charlie Drake? Tough one,I know!
i hope he treated her better than he treats his dog
anyway he has a horse he doesn't need a wife
At least the son started to put his front teeth in when his wife arrived
on a serious note it did`nt seem to take long for him to bring his wife to Belgium
Strange pair of guys in the first video. Watched all five clips, seemed quite depressing for the two women.
At first I thought the first clip at the top of this thread was some sort of comedy show - "tie my shoelaces" to the son
Love the way he blames the rabbit breeder for his bad advice
And under EEA laws, *continental Europeans pay sod allto take THEIR South East Asian wives to whichever EU country *they belong ... yet it costs US Brits [who are supposedly EQUAL citizens of the "United States of Europe"] a
fortune to bring OURS to the UK!!!
Just watched the first part of that...incredible
I'll enjoy watching the other parts
He looks a lot older than 45
im sure some got lost in translationJust watched the first part of that...incredible
I'll enjoy watching the other parts
He looks a lot older than 45
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
The son was probably the result of only knowing his sister......seems a strange one.Reminds me of the film Deliverance....hehe
He looks a lot older than 45... and his son 18?
Yup ... that's what I thought!
and i wonder if she enjoyed the sex as much as him... I very much DOUBT it!
Yeah! I know BAB...I've met a few...but he seems particularly bad, making his son tie his shoelaces.
I mean ... the mother of the's child seemed not much more than a "slip of a girl", and must have felt "old age creeping upon her"
in the middle of the night!
I think the clue was when he brought up the sex subject and she started cryingI mean ... the mother of the
Totally agree with you on that. In the clip where I first saw her, she did not look all that comfortable.I think the clue was when he brought up the sex subject and she started crying
I also felt sorry for the second lady, she appeared not very comfortable. I think her body language said it all in the final scene of clip 5 where she and the younger farmer both go into the bedroom.
I've watched all of these now & have to say I started warming to the farmers, though felt sorry for the put upon Filipina's.
It was an odd set up, but maybe that's how others view us?
I only watched the first one, but the way the farmer reffered to his wife - like he had just acquired some new cattle - I found it hard to sympathize with him.I've watched all of these now & have to say I started warming to the farmers, though felt sorry for the put upon Filipina's.
It was an odd set up, but maybe that's how others view us?
The next parts were filmed 10 years later.
Even having watched those clips a few days ago, the thought of those two farmers does still bring a smile to my face. Never have I seen such characters as those
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