short / fat and hairy welshman still looking (lost some weight so not quite so fat now) still short tho !!!!
still have my own hair and most of my own teeth, a car that goes when it wants to and a mad dog, freshly decorated house by me so colours crap
looking for a chef in the kitchen
a whore in the bedroom
a lady when out
or just a normal lady will do. please no sheep need aaply.