Baby seal walked in to a club
Baby seal walked in to a club
He who drop watch down the toilet have $hitty time
Filipina a born survivor!
:d :d :d
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tigress
♥♥♥♥Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage♥♥♥♥.
that's a classic, Keith will be putting it in his scouse book of jokes
a couple more for him
Two men walked into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
An old man walked into a bar and ordered 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter?"
The old man said, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the old same man came in and ordered 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asked, "What's wrong this time?"
The old man said, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same old man came in the bar and ordered 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looked up and said, "Apparently my wife does."
Saddams cat.
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said
"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thought for a few moments, and then said ,
"Your cock's bigger than your brother's.
Crime at John lennon airport.
The suspects.
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you ********?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
Keep 'em coming............
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights, whilst
not really paying attention.
Anyway the fella who was driving got out... And he was a dwarf!!!!
He said "I'm not happy"........
I said "Well which one are you then?"
nice one!
Filipina a born survivor!
Right..Thats your lot for today..
If I made you giggle..Where the hell are my rep points??
♥♥♥♥Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage♥♥♥♥.
Filipina a born survivor!
What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do?
stays up all night, wondering if there's a dog
Originally Posted by fred
I thought they stays up all night counting the sheeps
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