not better

[shrek48]

i caught my old boy in my zip yesterday so i put margerine on it woke up this morning and cant believe its not better!!!!!

[stevewool]

was that butter or better and no wonder you are still alone ,

[mickcant]

Hi, that makes mt eyes water thinking about it
Mick.

[bornatbirth]

should of used marmite

[tomboo]

toothpaste is the answer, smothered all over lol if it dont work, try acid

Agree..Toothpaste is a miracle cure.

[Arthur Little]

i caught my old boy in my zip yesterday

... ouuuuuuch! Know the feeling, Ash!

[-sillybilly-]

should have used vaseline petroleum jelly! urgh! that must hurt?

werent you wearing a pants?

[Arthur Little]

werent you wearing a pants?

... he probably would've been, Clarice ... since he's Welsh ... and therefore unlikely to wear a

[-sillybilly-]

... he probably would've been, Clarice ... since he's Welsh ... and therefore unlikely to wear a

oh blimey!

hey ash! how soar it is now then? does it need medical attention or love attention?

[Arthur Little]

oh blimey!

"Blimey!?" ... now there's a right 'English' expression if ever there was!

hey ash! how soar it is now then? does it need medical attention or love attention?

Hmm ... reckon he's hoping to be "buttered-up" ... since he's already ""tried"" Marg.

[Sim11UK]

You wanna get a button fly

[Doc Alan]

does it need medical attention or love attention?

I'm off duty

[shrek48]

[triple5]

Reminds me of the Catholic man who found the face of Jesus in his margarine. Excited, he ran to tell his Asian neighbour, who took a look at it and said, "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

[shrek48]

oh thats baddddddd