easy, let me watch football in peace, and when im talking to the tv and shouting offside, just agree as i must be right,, save me going to the fridge by making sure theres a cold beer nearby at all times. bring a burger at half time. at full time if we won tell me we were great, if we lost, run a me a bath, and let me sulk in peace for 30 mins, lol or maybe just make me feel ur proud and happy to be mine always