A young filipina (virgin of course) is going to get married so the night before she asks her mama about how to have sex. So with motherly love she tells the girl that if you want to have a boy baby, your husband should be on top and if you want a girl baby you should be on top. The day after the wedding the girl goes to mama's house. When mama asks her are you going to have a boy or a girl, she starts crying. Mama asks what's wrong. The girl says mama I think I'm going to have a puppy.
Jim.
