Top 10 Things we learned from watching Everton 2-0 Liverpool

[aposhark]

From "Daily Mirror"

1) Do you think John W Henry has started looking for the receipt yet?

2) Despite their love of The Beatles, it'll be a Rolling Stones song echoing round Liverpool fans' heads as they look at the table: 19th Nervous Breakdown.

3) To show their support, Liverpool have offered the Chilean miners free tickets for the rest of the season. So far, 28 have asked to go back down the hole.

4) So what does NESV stand for? 'New England's Shrinking Valuation'? 'Need Equivalent Scouse Vidic'? 'Never Emulate Shankly's Vision'? Or just 'Now Everton Seem Viable'?

5) Awful first 30 minutes. The only highlights were in Phil Neville's hair.

6) Thanks to FiveLive for this stat: Liverpool have won more court cases (2) than Premier League matches (1) this season. It's a shame Roy Hodgson couldn't have put Lord Grabiner on the bench as he seems to be the only person with a clue how to get the Reds a result.

7) Best in-stadium joke: Glen Johnson was left out of the Liverpool team because of an inunction... that Hodgson took out to prevent him playing.

8) Does David Pleat know something we don't? During his commentary he referred to "Sammy Lee, another inbred Liverpool player"

9) Prediction of the season so far - Steven Gerrard, August: "Lionel Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe Cole can do as well, if not better. I really fancy him for player of the year this season."

10) Yanks out, anyone?

[jimeve]

Going down, going down, going down.

[Lancashirelad]

On the radio this morning it said that at John Lennon Airport there is a sign that says "Above us only sky" and someone has written underneath it "Below us only West Ham"

[KeithD]

...and in the mean time the valuation price of ManU continues to fall... if it goes less than the overall debt.... ManU

[Languish]

Going down, going down, going down.

Bit too early for that - but admittedly it doesn't look promising already. Did they sign ANY new and decent players at all?

[jimeve]

Bit too early for that - but admittedly it doesn't look promising already. Did they sign ANY new and decent players at all?

They signed a rubbish manager.

[aposhark]

They signed a rubbish manager.

He went to Inter Milan didn't he?