"Strawberry Alarm Clock", huh?... methinks they're blowing raspberries!!
Nice one, though!
Dedworth,
Absolute gem!
I laughed so much.
Even my old fella (Dad) nearly fell off his commode.
Originally Posted by Terpe
Even my old fella *(Dad) nearly fell off his commode.... glad you (ac)commodated us with an explanation as to which *old fella you were referring to there, Terpe!
Arthur, you do have a nice way with words.
(sorry for using nice, which is, apparently, a very non-used word??)
Between us we call him 'old fella' or 'tanda' (phils)
Affectionately of course!
Oh Arthur you truly are a poet!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty ******* whore?
It's a thousand pound a pop,
And she said he was a flop.
And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore!!!
Arthur, you do have a nice way with words.... nice
*"Don't be!(*sorry for using nice, which is, apparently, a very non-used word??)It's funny, though ... I once came a cropper for telling an ex she looked nice, would you believe?! And that was years ago. "Nice ...!", she exclaimed ... "nice?" ... repeating the word quizically ... " What do you mean, nice?" Seems I was persona non grata for using it - even back then.
Of course ...Between us we call him 'old fella' or 'tanda' (phils)
Affectionately of course!
Oh Arthur you truly are a poet!
Never say never.
Just put pen to paper (or finger to keyboard)
Step ny step Arthur.
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