Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
Anyone remember the Freddie Starr story about when he was in court on a drink drive charge. When the judge asked for his comment he pulled out his cigarette lighter or something and shouted 'beam me up Scotty'

Got done for contempt of court as well as drink drive.
Good lord no I never heard that one

Seem's a bit harsh doing a comedian for contempt of court, I mean how could he resist it