An Australian outback town in New South Wales is offering homes to rent for $1 (£0.60) a week.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11681303
That might suit me no worries about illegal immigrants or asylum seekers - the Aussies know how to deal with them. Just the small matter of my own immigration status - wifes a nurse, mate has a business in Oz so might be feasible