Gascoigne will soon be drying out in jail

[Dedworth]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...unk-again.html

FALLEN soccer legend Paul Gascoigne is too drunk to walk as he is helped back to his hotel yesterday.

A pal struggling in vain to support the paralytic ex-England ace enlisted a stranger to share the burden.

An onlooker in Gateshead said of the pitiful sight in the middle of the afternoon: "Gazza was legless. He arrived back in his MG sports car driven by the friend

[Terpe]

I know I shouldn't feel pity for him..... but I do.
What a real shame. He just cannot seem to get himself sorted out, despite many attempts over the years.
He needs to really WANT to. He needs real supportive friends.

[Arthur Little]

And I wonder if - once back at the hotel - the 'friend in need' even undressed his inebriated pal and put him to bed to "sleep off" the effects of his binge ... in other words, 'the Gazza strip'?!

[les_taxi]

[bornatbirth]

'the Gazza strip'?!

for once your "puns" hit the mark

[Dedworth]

for once your "puns" hit the mark

One of Arthurs better ones

[Terpe]

And I wonder if - once back at the hotel - the 'friend in need' even undressed his inebriated pal and put him to bed to "sleep off" the effects of his binge ... in other words, 'the Gazza strip'?!

Yet another perfect one liner Arthur.