Yep, you know your married to a Filipina......When...
You start saying "rubber shoes" instead of trainers
You begin to prefer hand-washed to machined washed laundry
Your frige is so full but you can't find anything you recognise
All the vegies you bought at the Filipino store look like they were grown at Chernobyl
Your house isn't really on fire, but there is a very charred fish on top of the cooker
You notice the phone bills are all international and average 3 hours per call
You realise that what we call turpentine, she calls 'Patis'.. and it's her favourite sauce
Your wife may not have had a second pair of shoes growing up as a kid, but she's rapidly making up for lost time.
And finally...
If ever your heart had lost faith in love, your Filipina wife will awaken it, and renew it
with their faith, hope and belief in love, making you a believer again.
