3 WISh

[mhaedonald]

can we tell Irish jokes on here? Or is that considered racist? Apologies to any Irish friends

The Genie told Paddy he has 3 wishes and to think carefully about them. When asked what he would like for his first wish, Paddy thought long and hard about it, and eventually asked for a Pint of Guiness that always refilled itself when he got to the bottom of the glass. His wish was granted, and Paddy drank his Guiness. When he had finished, the glass miraculoulsy re-filled. The Genie asked Paddy what he would like for his 2nd and third wishes, and Paddy replied another 2 of those glasses please