Quote Originally Posted by Lancashirelad View Post
I had Alligator nuggets on holiday
Alligator nuggets? ... reminds me of the man living in the Protestant area of Belfast.

He kept an alligator in his back yard as a pet. And one evening, the reptile accompanied him to the local pub ... wherupon he walked up to the bartender and asked the fellow if he served Catholics ...

... Och "t'be shure, Paddy ... t'be shure", replied the barman

"Roightiho", said Paddy "Oi'll have a Guiness for meself ... an' a Catholic for me alligator!"

... should anyone deem this to be in bad "taste" - or in any way offensive to his/her religious persuasions - please let me know, and I shall remove it forthwith.