Crocodile meat

[Arthur Little]

I had Alligator nuggets on holiday

Alligator nuggets? ... reminds me of the man living in the Protestant area of Belfast.

He kept an alligator in his back yard as a pet. And one evening, the reptile accompanied him to the local pub ... wherupon he walked up to the bartender and asked the fellow if he served Catholics ...

... Och "t'be shure, Paddy ... t'be shure", replied the barman

"Roightiho", said Paddy "Oi'll have a Guiness for meself ... an' a Catholic for me alligator!"

... should anyone deem this to be in bad "taste" - or in any way offensive to his/her religious persuasions - please let me know, and I shall remove it forthwith.

[Doc Alan]

Alligator nuggets? ...

... should anyone deem this to be in bad "taste" - or in any way offensive to his/her religious persuasions - please let me know, and I shall remove it forthwith.

That would be an unfair "alligation" ...unless the alligator is Protesting

[Steve.r]

I have been told that the next time I go, our farmer will catch a cobra for us to eat. Last time I ate frogs and Rat. Not eaten croc' yet. I am keen to try insects, deep fried.

[Arthur Little]

Last time I ate frogs and Rat.

... ...

I have been told that the next time I go, our farmer will catch a cobra for us to eat.

... good job you've been forewarned, Steve! Is he trying to poison you or something?

[Arthur Little]

I am keen to try insects, deep fried.

Along with ... ... deep flied lice, no doubt!

[Arthur Little]

That would be an unfair "alligation" ...unless the alligator is Protesting

Nice one, Alan ... "punnier" than mine!