Not sure about those Victorian jokes Nigel.
How about this Edwardian joke:-
Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.
A policeman on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, Sir?", asks the policeman.
"Yesssh, ssshombody ssshtol my car!" replies Edward.
The policeman asks Edward, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key," Edward replies.
At this point the policeman looks down to see that Edward's manhood is hanging out of his trousers.
The policeman says, "Are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"
Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH NO...they got Victoria as well!!!"
