You only have one chance to make a first impression..............

[joebloggs]

I was slightly concerned that when I had cleared Customs I would be greeted by a crowd of thousands of 5 foot nothing Filipina's, all with dark hair and eyes..etc, and

Fortunately, a 6 foot 1 white Anglo Saxon sticks out of the crowd like a sore thumb, so she saw me a long time before I saw her and managed to negotiate her way to the front of the queue to meet me.

same as me,
but my misses sent her mom as she waited across the road , i got a bit of a when her mom found me

[Englishman2010]

same as me,
but my misses sent her mom as she waited across the road , i got a bit of a when her mom found me

haha, i bet you were thinking that beautiful 20 something yr old girl you'd been chatting to was really a grey haired toothless hag in her 50's (no offence to your ma-in-law intended )